If you’re like me, your wife doesn’t understand your patch collecting hobby and gets a little cranky when there is a patch in the mailbox every day. “It’s a gift” can only work so many times(ask me how I know).
Introducing, the WIFESEC Note.
For $1 I will hand write a note congratulating you on your free patch! It will look super official and she wont have any reason to question you again!